Most Awkward Chat on the Chat Box

[Alice Cullen]

[20:33:32] @ Alice Cullen : I was having a discusion today
[20:33:35] @ Jasper Hale : HEY ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:33:41] @ Alice Cullen : At Lunch with my friends, and I want to know what you think about it
[20:33:45] @ Alice Cullen : ....Rotfl Jasper
[20:33:51] * Rosalie Hale <3 sighs at Kate.....
[20:34:04] * Jasper Hale laughs a little at Kate
[20:34:08] Kate Denali : no mirror for you
[20:34:15] * Kate Denali puts the mirror away
[20:34:18] * Rosalie Hale <3 rolls her eyes
[20:34:21] Kate Denali : you didn't welcome me back
[20:34:29] * Kate Denali huffs and sits on the sofa
[20:34:31] @ Jasper Hale : Ok Alice
[20:34:32] @ Alice Cullen : We were talking about how Bella got pregnant, and how boy vampires can still have Sperm in them...Since that's what you need to make a baby...But then if the guy thingy works in a Vampire, then shouldnt a girls
[20:34:34] @ Jasper Hale : Whats your topic
[20:34:40] @ Alice Cullen : Thing work in the girl vampires
[20:34:43] Rosalie Hale <3 : wait you you or jessi you
[20:34:48] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:34:50] Rosalie Hale <3 : sooo lost?
[20:34:51] @ Jasper Hale : a girls does
[20:34:57] @ Alice Cullen : And, if so...Then wouldnt Rosalie be pregnant since her and Edward go at it like savage animals
[20:34:58] @ Jasper Hale : but their body doesnt change
[20:35:09] @ Jasper Hale : so they cant host a baby
[20:35:12] @ Jasper Hale : nowhere for the baby to grow
[20:35:22] Seth_Clearwater : Alice.. Don't you mean Emmett?
[20:35:28] @ Alice Cullen : Opps!
[20:35:31] Rosalie Hale <3 : lol
[20:35:32] @ Alice Cullen : Yesh, Emmett v.v'
[20:35:33] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:35:34] @ Alice Cullen : My bad
[20:35:38] @ Alice Cullen : But Jasper still...
[20:35:41] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:35:43] Rosalie Hale <3 : I NEVER did that with EDWARD
[20:35:45] Rosalie Hale <3 : EWWWWWWW
[20:35:49] Alice Cullen : LOL!
[20:35:49] Rosalie Hale <3 : lol
[20:35:51] @ Alice Cullen : but you wanted too
[20:35:51] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:35:54] @ Jasper Hale : hahahaha
[20:35:54] @ Jasper Hale : yes
[20:35:58] Jasper Hale : and she was DENIED
[20:36:01] Rosalie Hale <3 : HELL NO
[20:36:05] @ Alice Cullen : LOL!
[20:36:09] Jacey Blaze is Disconnected on Tue 9 Dec 2008 - 20:36
[20:36:11] @ Alice Cullen : Yesh you were Rose
[20:36:26] @ Alice Cullen : Lol Jaz, we are SUCH good brother and sisters
[20:36:32] @ Alice Cullen : I mean to Rosalie
[20:36:35] @ Jasper Hale : Of course we are
[20:36:36] @ Alice Cullen : not us...Me and you LOL
[20:36:44] @ Alice Cullen : ROTFL
[20:36:44] * Jasper Hale kisses Alice, "But I am even better husband" and grins
[20:36:51] * Rosalie Hale <3 glares at Alice and Jasper
[20:37:09] * Alice Cullen laughs "I know, Couldnt ask for a better one."
[20:37:13] @ Alice Cullen : Lol, Rose
[20:37:16] @ Alice Cullen : ROSE SLEPT WITH EDWARD!
[20:37:19] @ Jasper Hale : Anyhow Alice...
[20:37:22] @ Alice Cullen : Well, Let me rephrase that
[20:37:23] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:37:25] Rosalie Hale <3 : NO I DIDNT
[20:37:29] @ Alice Cullen : When she COULD dream, she slept with Edward
[20:37:31] Rosalie Hale <3 : GRRRR
[20:37:36] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:37:49] @ Alice Cullen : Its fun picking on Rose
[20:37:53] @ Jasper Hale : Yes it is
[20:38:05] @ Jasper Hale : But anyhow.... a female
[20:38:12] @ Jasper Hale : female vampire's body cant supppot a child
[20:38:15] @ Jasper Hale : so even if she gets pregnant
[20:38:16] @ Jasper Hale : itd... die
[20:38:18] @ Jasper Hale : but then again
[20:38:23] Emmett_Cullen : why you doing that
[20:38:26] @ Jasper Hale : do girl vamps have their cycle in the first place?
[20:38:37] @ Alice Cullen : No they dont Jasper
[20:38:38] @ Jasper Hale : cuz sperm regeneration is a cycle too....
[20:38:41] @ Jasper Hale : its just faster
[20:38:41] Emmett_Cullen : hey stop picking on her
[20:38:47] @ Alice Cullen : That's why it doesnt make sense
[20:38:49] Rosalie Hale <3 : they did
[20:38:49] Rosalie Hale <3 : lol
[20:38:50] @ Jasper Hale : wow emmett that was delayed
[20:38:54] @ Jasper Hale : no it doesnt make sense
[20:38:55] @ Alice Cullen : No they dont
[20:38:58] @ Alice Cullen : They're DEAD
[20:38:58] @ Jasper Hale : its one more reason i hated BD
[20:39:05] @ Alice Cullen : When your dead, your organs dont work
[20:39:08] @ Alice Cullen : Like the heart...
[20:39:13] @ Jasper Hale : lold
[20:39:16] @ Jasper Hale : good job alice
[20:39:16] @ Alice Cullen : And your thing...
[20:39:19] @ Jasper Hale : but their brains still work
[20:39:26] @ Jasper Hale : no apparently they get it up just fine
[20:39:28] @ Alice Cullen : Well, still
[20:39:31] @ Alice Cullen : It doesnt make sense
[20:39:31] @ Jasper Hale : but ive always wondered how they get it up
[20:39:35] @ Jasper Hale : you need blood flow for that
[20:39:37] @ Alice Cullen : Vampires dont go to the washroom
[20:39:41] @ Jasper Hale : its increased blood to the area that gets it up
[20:39:44] @ Alice Cullen : So they dont have their 'cycle'
[20:39:44] @ Jasper Hale : so....
[20:39:47] @ Jasper Hale : no circulation
[20:39:48] @ Jasper Hale : so....
[20:39:54] @ Jasper Hale : it SHOULD be no getting it up
[20:39:54] @ Alice Cullen : So...Boy vampires CANNOT have sperm
[20:40:00] @ Jasper Hale : in my opinion, no
[20:40:02] @ Jasper Hale : they cannot
[20:40:03] @ Alice Cullen : Exactly!
[20:40:09] @ Alice Cullen : But Bella still gets pregnant v.v'
[20:40:15] @ Jasper Hale : so unless edward has never ever ever masturbated and had some left over...
[20:40:15] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:40:20] @ Jasper Hale : but i assume that it woulda died by then
[20:40:22] @ Alice Cullen : LOL!
[20:40:31] Rosalie Hale <3 : lol
[20:40:31] @ Alice Cullen : AHAHAHAHAH
[20:40:33] Rosalie Hale <3 : wow
[20:40:33] @ Jasper Hale : and i hardly think he NEVER did that
[20:40:37] @ Jasper Hale : esp after he met bella
[20:40:42] @ Jasper Hale : he wanted to rape her in teh meadow.....
[20:40:43] @ Alice Cullen : Rose...Your fantasy dude never masturbated
[20:40:51] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:40:55] @ Alice Cullen : LOL Rape
[20:40:57] @ Jasper Hale : well, she wasnt enough to turn him on
[20:41:01] * Rosalie Hale <3 glares at Alice
[20:41:02] @ Jasper Hale : to make him WANT to masturbate
[20:41:06] @ Alice Cullen : People who cut them selves get raped...
[20:41:08] @ Jasper Hale : but bella....
[20:41:14] @ Jasper Hale : wtf alice
[20:41:22] @ Alice Cullen : Its true!
[20:41:25] @ Alice Cullen : The books say it
[20:41:30] @ Alice Cullen : Rotfl
[20:41:32] @ Alice Cullen : Sorry
[20:41:34] @ Alice Cullen : Go on Jasper
[20:41:35] @ Jasper Hale : Right...
[20:41:41] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:41:49] * Emmett_Cullen looked at ya. "sorry rose not sure what to do
[20:42:00] @ Jasper Hale : not much else to say about our nonmasturbating, Rosalie rejecting, virginal brother
[20:42:01] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:42:02] * Rosalie Hale <3 sighs
[20:42:13] @ Alice Cullen : Rotfl!
[20:42:24] * Alice Cullen high 5'ves Jasper
[20:42:33] @ Jasper Hale : besides, crystal and i have gotten into way worse topics about the twilight world and sex
[20:42:43] @ Alice Cullen : LOL!
[20:42:44] * Jasper Hale high 5's alice and smiles
[20:42:52] @ Alice Cullen : I just cant imagine Alice and Jasper
[20:42:54] @ Alice Cullen : It's too hard
[20:42:59] @ Alice Cullen : Like, I can imagine Emmett and Rosalie
[20:43:00] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:43:06] * Alice Cullen fake coughs in their direction
[20:43:31] @ Jasper Hale : you dont HAVE to imagine them
[20:43:31] @ Alice Cullen : But....I felt sorry for Jasper if he was in the house when Bella says "I want you, now." Her feelings and Edward
[20:43:34] @ Alice Cullen : Poor...Poor Jasper
[20:43:36] @ Jasper Hale : you can hear it....
[20:43:37] * Rosalie Hale <3 smiles...."jellous?"
[20:43:43] @ Alice Cullen : I KNOW!
[20:43:47] @ Alice Cullen : I told my friends that today!
[20:43:53] @ Alice Cullen : Im like, they have supper hearing
[20:43:58] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:44:02] @ Alice Cullen : And they can hear Emmett and Rosalie, I feel sorry for Jasper and Edward
[20:44:02] @ Jasper Hale : poor edward
[20:44:07] @ Jasper Hale : hes can see it in their minds
[20:44:11] @ Alice Cullen : Edward can read their thoughts, and Jasper can feel their feelings
[20:44:14] @ Jasper Hale : hes seen every family member in sex
[20:44:22] @ Jasper Hale : ok well then how can you not imagine her and alice doing it?
[20:44:32] @ Jasper Hale : jasper is by process of emotion osmosis a very horny boy
[20:44:35] @ Alice Cullen : Her and Alice?
[20:44:36] @ Jasper Hale : him and alice**
[20:44:42] @ Alice Cullen : LOL!
[20:44:46] Rosalie Hale <3 : lol
[20:44:47] @ Alice Cullen : BECAUSE
[20:44:52] @ Jasper Hale : why do you think alice is so constantly happy?
[20:44:55] @ Alice Cullen : Alice is too incocent, well act s like it
[20:44:57] @ Jasper Hale : shes constnatly getting some
[20:44:57] Rosalie Hale <3 : Alice i didn't know you were like that?
[20:45:00] @ Alice Cullen : EW JASPER!
[20:45:03] @ Alice Cullen : AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:45:18] @ Jasper Hale : so as to why rose is conatntly bitchy......
[20:45:22] * Jasper Hale shrugs
[20:45:27] Emmett_Cullen : okaty I am lost
[20:45:31] Rosalie Hale <3 : I blame you Jasper
[20:45:35] Kate Denali has been disconnected the Tue 9 Dec 2008 - 20:45 (session timeout)
[20:45:38] * Jasper Hale grins and murmurs in Alice's ear, "I don't think Emmett can please" and laughs
[20:45:47] @ Jasper Hale : You blame me??
[20:45:55] * Alice Cullen laughs harder
[20:45:55] @ Jasper Hale : You and your horny but nonpleasing husband make ME that way!
[20:46:01] @ Jasper Hale : My poor wife!
[20:46:11] * Rosalie Hale <3 laughs
[20:46:16] @ Jasper Hale : Personally, I would be terrified to go into the Cullen household
[20:46:20] Rosalie Hale <3 : she enjoys it
[20:46:29] @ Jasper Hale : Yes, she does
[20:46:30] @ Alice Cullen : I HAVE To save this convo!
[20:46:30] @ Jasper Hale : Thus, she's happy
[20:46:33] @ Alice Cullen : LOL
[20:46:35] @ Jasper Hale : We just covered this....
[20:46:38] * Emmett_Cullen stands up. "I'm going to leave this conversation now
[20:46:40] @ Alice Cullen : Ew
[20:46:41] @ Jasper Hale : Miss bitch....
[20:46:43] @ Alice Cullen : But Id see it too!
[20:46:45] @ Alice Cullen : 0.o
[20:46:49] Rosalie Hale <3 : noooo
[20:46:51] Rosalie Hale <3 : grrr
[20:46:58] @ Jasper Hale : LOL
[20:46:59] @ Jasper Hale : Yes
[20:47:00] @ Alice Cullen : If Emmett was thinking about doing it to Rose...Then Id see his thoughts what he's going to do
[20:47:03] @ Alice Cullen : Bleh...Poor me v.v'
[20:47:05] @ Jasper Hale : Alice knows when anyone else is gonna have sex
[20:47:10] @ Jasper Hale : Hahaha
[20:47:13] Rosalie Hale <3 : lol
[20:47:13] @ Alice Cullen : LOL! I know
[20:47:22] @ Jasper Hale : SO.... you know its coming by mental porn...
[20:47:27] @ Jasper Hale : Jasper can FEEL all the lust
[20:47:33] @ Jasper Hale : We are a sad couple my dear Alice
[20:47:37] @ Alice Cullen : Wooooah
[20:47:45] @ Alice Cullen : The Cullens must be very...
[20:47:46] * Rosalie Hale <3 laughs at Alice and Jasper
[20:47:49] @ Jasper Hale : Haha
[20:47:55] @ Alice Cullen : Woah v.v' this is very...
[20:48:00] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:48:00] Seth_Clearwater : Okay...
[20:48:02] @ Jasper Hale : very what?
[20:48:03] @ Alice Cullen : I dont know how to complete my sentences
[20:48:06] Seth_Clearwater : Seth came in at a weird time
[20:48:10] @ Jasper Hale : well thats no fun
[20:48:13] @ Alice Cullen : Because This is such a Rated R chat
[20:48:14] @ Jasper Hale : your comments are great
[20:48:16] Emmett_Cullen : okay I see we are the normally couple that can do it when ever we want ya are the ones that have to worry about it. *hugs rose* that could be furn
[20:48:17] Rosalie Hale <3 : lol
[20:48:18] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:48:32] @ Jasper Hale : Sure, Emmett, go try that
[20:48:35] @ Jasper Hale : I dare you
[20:48:45] * Rosalie Hale <3 hugs Emmett back
[20:48:46] @ Alice Cullen : 0.o
[20:48:55] @ Jasper Hale : Just keep in mind.... my wife is happy and yours is a bitch
[20:49:03] @ Jasper Hale : So you might want to worry about that
[20:49:11] Seth_Clearwater : HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
[20:49:16] * Emmett_Cullen kisses her neck. "I can handle that when i get tired of it i will send her to you."
[20:49:24] @ Jasper Hale : What the hell?
[20:49:29] @ Jasper Hale : You are gonna send your wife to me?
[20:49:29] @ Alice Cullen : Woah
[20:49:32] @ Alice Cullen : ....
[20:49:34] * Seth_Clearwater high fives Jazz. "Rose Burn!"
[20:49:45] @ Jasper Hale : lol high 5 seth!
[20:49:49] Rosalie Hale <3 : ...
[20:49:55] Emmett_Cullen : well sure why not I mean i sure Rose wants to hurt you for some reason and that will get her time to
[20:50:00] @Jasper Hale : Emmett, no vampire in the world can work the bitch out of her

[Alice Cullen]

[20:50:01] @ Jasper Hale : Sorry
[20:50:08] Seth_Clearwater : HAHAHA
[20:50:10] Seth_Clearwater : BAHAHA
[20:50:13] Seth_Clearwater : WAHAHAH
[20:50:19] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:50:27] Emmett_Cullen : I still love her and would not change her for anyone
[20:50:27] @ Alice Cullen : Oh shit LOL
[20:50:35] @ Jasper Hale : I don't need to use my emotions to make MY wife happy Emmett
[20:50:42] @ Jasper Hale : I can.... other tactics for that
[20:50:46] * Jasper Hale grins and kisses Alice
[20:50:50] * Seth_Clearwater high fives Jazz again. "Keep em Comin!"
[20:50:53] @ Jasper Hale : use other tactics**
[20:51:05] @ Jasper Hale : Emmett, I think you are scared into loving her
[20:51:10] @ Jasper Hale : Then again you also love challenges....
[20:51:14] @ Jasper Hale : And that is definitely a challenge
[20:51:15] @ Alice Cullen : LOL This would be a good Fan Fic too
[20:51:21] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:51:24] Seth_Clearwater : Bhaha
[20:51:34] Emmett_Cullen : well i don't need a happy wife just one that loves me and does not have to warm me on anything that might happen. I mean comeone if we do one thing to you Alice like JAsper watch out
[20:51:37] frost has joined the chat the Tue 9 Dec 2008 - 20:51
[20:51:47] frost has been kicked by Alice Cullen
[20:51:50] @ Alice Cullen : Shit!
[20:51:51] frost has joined the chat the Tue 9 Dec 2008 - 20:51
[20:51:55] @ Alice Cullen : MY BAD
[20:51:59] frost : why the hell did you kic me
[20:52:02] @ Jasper Hale : Rude!
[20:52:05] Rosalie Hale <3 : lol
[20:52:08] frost : i told you you would hate me
[20:52:08] @ Alice Cullen : Hey!
[20:52:11] @ Alice Cullen : Emmett
[20:52:11] Seth_Clearwater : ALICE SAID SHIT!!
[20:52:19] @ Jasper Hale : lol
[20:52:23] @ Alice Cullen : Isnt it TOURTURE enough to see what your GOING TO DO to Rose?

[Jasper Hale]

Really? That's the most awkward chat? You just wait... the slutty elf WILL return... =)

[Jacob_Black]

THATS WONDERFUL

[Seth Clearwater']

[20:52:11] Seth_Clearwater : ALICE SAID SHIT!

[Guest]

OMG!!! LMAO

[Embry_Call]

DUDEEE WHERE WAS I THIS IS SOOOO GREAT but not the weirdest dont worry woowww that was so great ***laughs soooo hard****

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