The Twelve Days of Christmas, Alice Style

**Seth Clearwater'** Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:33 pm

On the first day of Christmas, Alice gave to me
One Yellow Porsche crashed into a tree

On the second day of Christmas, Alice gave to me
Two tickets to see the Volturi, and
One Yellow Porsche crashed into a tree

On the third day of Christmas, Alice gave to me,
Three blue dresses.
Two tickets to see the Volturi, and
One Yellow Porsche crashed into a tree

On the fourth day of Christmas, Alice gave to me,
Four purple purses
Three blue dresses
Two tickets to see the Volturi, and
One Yellow Porsche crashed into a tree

On the fifth day of Christmas, Alice gave to me,
Five Golden Shoes!
Four purple purses,
Three blue dresses,
Two tickets to see the Volturi, and
One Yellow Porsche crashed into a tree

On the sixth day of Christmas, Alice gave to me,
Six bracelets shining,
Five Golden Shoes!
Four purple purses,
Three blue dresses
Two tickets to see the Volturi, and
One Yellow Porsche crashed into a tree

On the seventh day of Christmas, Alice gave to me,
Seven silk scarves,
Six bracelets shining,
Five golden shoes!
Four purple purses,
Three blue dresses,
Two tickets to see the Volturi, and
One Yellow Porsche crashed into a tree

On the eighth day of Christmas, Alice gave to me,
Eight visions of the future,
Seven silk scarves
Six bracelets shining,
Five golden shoes!
Four purple purses,
Three blue dresses,
Two tickets to see the Volturi, and
One Yellow Porsche crashed into a tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, Alice gave to me,
Nine vegetarian vampires,
Eight visions of the future,
Seven silk scarves
Six bracelets shining,
Five golden shoes!
Four purple purses,
Three blue dresses,
Two tickets to see the Volturi, and
One Yellow Porsche crashed into a tree

On the tenth day of Christmas, Alice gave to me,
Ten ranting werewolves,
Nine vegetarian vampires,
Eight visions of the future
Seven silk scarves,
Six bracelets shining,
Five golden shoes!
Four purple purses,
Three blue dresses,
Two tickets to see the Volturi, and
One Yellow Porsche crashed into a tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Alice gave to me,
Eleven prancing deer,
Ten ranting werewolves
Nine vegetarian vampires,
Eight visions of the future,
Seven silk scarves,
Six bracelets shining,
Five golden shoes!
Four purple purses,
Three blue dresses,
Two tickets to see the Volturi, and
One Yellow Porsche crashed into a tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Alice gave to me,
Twelve mind readers,
Eleven prancing deer,
Ten ranting werewolves,
Nine vegetarian vampires,
Eight visions of the future,
Seven silk scarves,
Six bracelets shining,
Five golden shoes!
Four purple purses,
Three blue dresses,
Two tickets to see the Volturi, and
One Yellow Porsche crashed into a tree!